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| Tired of the corporate antics and his/her treatment as "the token", Cobra X goes buckwild and confronts the oppressor. Here's his/her story, in his/her words. |
- Yeeeeeeeeaaaaah that's right, TAKE THAT!
Do you feel it? Like your condescension, here's
my intolerance to your false sense of entitlement
coming 'atcha full throttle in a liquid form,
sliding right down your face! I am at my wit's
end and not a damn thing's funny! Oh don't wipe
it off! Let it penetrate and dry on your cheeks like
the trail of tears you WISH I shed at your
strategically, patronizing wordplay. Apparently,
you didn't get the memo, this IS NOT A GAME!
Yeah muthauffa, I understood what you were
really trying to say behind your indignant tone!
Unbeknownst to you, my daily digest isn't solely
VIBE magazine. I read US Weekly too! Uh Huh,
so I know all about the dumb ish you "pink-
pigmented people" do and I know how you
think. From hacky-sacks to Botox, I'm well
versed and I got u allll covered. OOOOH, you
didn't know I knew about that hacky-sack shit,
huh? Surprise, surprise! Not only have I pulled
your card, I got you playing "52 pick up". Who's
pickin' now bitch!?! Not this pickaninny!
And don't think b/c you got "Malik" or
"Tequana" to make the phone call or draft that
e-mail that I didn't know where it was REALLY
coming from. THE JIG IS UP! You're on my list
you jive turkey! On my FUTHAMUCKIN LIST!
Do you see it? Coming at you again like a
cannon, its landing right where I want it.
Smack dab on your forehead so your third eye
can think about what you did/said earlier for
the rest of your pitiful existence.
HEY! I thought I told you not to wipe it off! YOU
THINK I'M PLAYING? I spat my acidic venom
upon you...Feel the burn!
Oh, the smell? Yeah, its a lot like well
marinated doo doo stewed to perfection with
onions and garlic. Mmmm Mmmm delicious! I
haven't brushed my tongue in weeks waiting
for this very moment to spit upon you like you
rightfully deserve! And like the genital warts
you got from your "rawdog" boning session
with Wyatt a few months back, that smell from
my funky spit residue on your cheek isn't
going ANYWHERE!
OOOOOOooooOOOoooh Yeeeeaaaaah!
copyright 2006
| C Keesy New York |
| (see Flavor of Love repeats on VH1, just in case you've been under a rock just in case you don't get the reference)! |
| Yeah muthauffa, I understood what you were really trying to say behind your indignant tone! Unbeknownst to you, my daily digest isn't solely VIBE magazine. I read US Weekly too! |
VOLUME 1, CHAPTER 1:
"The Man" Gets it Cobra X style
copyright 2006
"The Man" Gets it Cobra X style
copyright 2006
- I don't know whether I should be
annoyed at the title hungry,
bureaucratic, buckpassing, pompous,
bootleg "bigwigs" at the workplace, or
the passive aggressive pricks they get
to do their dirty work. Either way..."
SPLAT"! That's the sound of my
Pumpkin-like spit landing across your
face (see Flavor of Love repeats on
VH1, just in case you've been under a
rock just in case you don't get the
reference)!
And don't think b/c you got "Malik" or "Tequana" to make the phone call or draft that e-mail that I didn't know where it was REALLY coming from. |